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Joke of the day?

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces "If I am going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. " She removes all her clothes and ask, " Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes his shirt off, and says" Here go iron this!"

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  • JustMe
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Well, I don't know if an iron is involved, but I'd get the wrinkles out!

  • 1 decade ago

    Awesome

  • candle
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    He is going to die, one way or the other.

  • 1 decade ago

    Very funny!! maybe he had felt like a man all his life huh!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    that's the funniest joke i've read today! LOL! most of the jokes r so lame!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    super lame joke

  • 1 decade ago

    careful with that one. some one fanatic about women's equal rights is going to cuss you out. while i don't especially like it, i get its humor. for your sake, just be CAREFUL!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Hey...good one!

  • 1 decade ago

    yea that was kinda lame.

  • 1 decade ago

    cool

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