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Golf Joke - US Open?

A young man wins the US Open and is stopped by a beautiful woman in the parking lot - you just won didn't you? she asked Yes said the young man I did. Well you get me in your hotel room for the evening if you'd like she said. Of course said the golfer - let's go. They undress and have great sex - afterwards he picks up the phone - she says what are you doing? I'm calling room service for some food for us he said. She stops him. Arnold didn't do that she said. Arnold just did it again and he was great. So the young man figures if Arnie can do it so can he - and again this time even better. Once again he picks up the phone but she stops him and says Arnold didn't do that. The young man says your kidding but the woman said nope Arnie just did it again - unbelievable but the young musters up the stamina and once again the have sex. Again the man picks up the phone - are you still trying to call room service? NO he says i"m calling Arnold to see what the par is on this F***ing Hole

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    kinda funny! but E-mail mee for some good ones

    babygurl070393@yahoo.com

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