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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Virginity joke?

Concerned about her relationship, a woman aproaches her doctor and says, Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not Is there anything you can do to help me? The doctor says, Medicaly, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snaping.

The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.

Things begin to progres - her hubby slips it in and just then she snaps the elastic band. The hubby shouts, "What the hell was that? The wife explains, Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping. The husband cries out, Well snap it again its got my balls!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Oh there you go again i will have to start putting a port -a - pottie next to me when i read your jokes..Hope you dont mind I added you to my contacts just so I could get a good joke on my bad days.Thanks alot for the laugh

  • 1 decade ago

    Wicked whore trying to pull one over on Mr. Inocent. hahahahahahaha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol very funny hehehehe xxx thnx for the laugh xx

  • 1 decade ago

    star for you!

    My laughter woke my kids. Now I must go cook breakfast!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMSAO Is that another name for a red snapper.?

    Source(s): The truth is in here somewhere
  • 1 decade ago

    I'm not trying to sound stupid but I don't think I get it...?

    I still think it is a good joke though! =)

  • 1 decade ago

    lol i got a good laugh outta that

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha ha that was a good one, not had a good laugh in a while x

  • sarah
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Funny loved it .x

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL, how cute, or not cute if you are a man and have your balls in the band......LOL

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