What is the funniest/weirdest dream you have ever had?

The weirdest dream was when I was going through a lot of turmoil in my life and I dreamed I was sitting in an old saloon, drinking and playing cards with Wild Bill Hickok, and he was giving me advice about dealing with the situation I found myself in. I have always followed that advice, and it has served me well.

"Go in prepared to win any fight you face, never back down, and never hesitate."

i want all of you to keep in mind that me and my friends arent that smart and that theres a chance that wed actually try this

but my dream was that we were all standing outside the white house and i was about to jump the fence then my friend said "you probably shouldnt do that theres like 20,000 volts going through that fence" and so we all looked up and there was a sign that said WARNING 20,000 VOLTS and so i jumped it and got to the top then got electrocuted and went flying through the air till i landed and since i somehow survived i ran off cuz alarms were going off and i hid in some bushes but my friends ran into a cave [the White House was on an island in this dream] and when the guards came in they jumped down from the ceiling and killed them then we all met in front of the gate that i had jumped and ran off and for some reason went to McDonalds i ordered a cheeseburger then the guards came in and beat the crap out of me till i woke up [and they took my cheeseburger!]

a very stupid dream but i had fun tellig it when i got to school the

next day lol

one time i had a dream that i became a hooker no humorous tale. yet over again i had a dream that i became on a ski carry and it took me to the mall. when I have been given there i didnt have any money so i stole a shirt and then each and every person began chasing after me. i advise like each and every person interior the full mall. it became frightening. so when I have been given out of the mall i skied down a hill to get far off from them. i unexpectedly met a cabin a rapid collectively as later and that i went in the process the wall and the relatives became like observing me. i became like hi sorry approximately your wall and that they enable me stay and consume dinner with them. it became weird and wonderful.

not sure if the funniest, but I was in a huge penthouse apartment at a party and I went to the bathroom to do a laundry of my clothes and the colors were so beautiful and the phone rang- unfortunately, it was my real phone in my bed room so I woke up.

Quite awhile before I became aware of Blue Man Group....I had a dream that I was in a movie theater and this man was sitting a couple seats away from me....he was blue.....all blue, with black pants and a black shirt on....he had blue hands, blue eyes....blue blue blue.....

When I saw an advertisement for their show....I had major deja vu.......

They are so awesome....:)

I dreamed I was bat girl and I had to save the world from the evil Joker. LOL!!

i remember a few years back i was on vacation and in the car dealer (weird) there was this roller coaster and we went on it and saw "bad guys" and then ran through and hit a volvo

i was about 12 years old and i had a dream that i was walking home and i began to fly.....

http://www.dreammoods.com/dreambank/

heres a really cool link!!!

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i kissed my crush in the middle of fifth period everyone clapped...someone jeered...and there was a bottle of what looked like pee near the door

that i died ,but good was not ready to pass judgment on me so i came back to earth to tell my family my last wishes