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Quick!!! Sarcastic Answer!!!?

I'm texting a guy friend and he just said..."You know what I like best in a woman?? Me." I need help thinking of something similar that I can say about what I like in a guy...Thanks for your help!!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Know what I like best in a man? A bullet.

  • 1 decade ago

    and what I like best in a man is confidence, not ego!

  • Doona
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Do you have any Australian in you? Well tough luck so do I.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Something that doesn't resemble a chapstick

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Why, because you're plugged into a genius and feel smarter?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I would tell him to take me out to a nice restaurant to eat if he likes me so much.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You know what i like best in me...a d!ck that's bigger than yer ego...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    well this women will never like you to be in her.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    brains

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Say... "your not getting any"

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