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Dodge City, Kansas

Circa 1876

U.S. Mashal Matt Dillon was just finishing up the end of his report while Festus Haggen sat there, humming a silly tune and cleaning his fingernails with his favorite pocket knife, which he referrred to as "Mack."

Matt:"Can't you do that over the trash can?"

As Festus started to answer, a (2) Long Cool Woman in A Black Dress walked in the office :http://imagesource.art.com/images/-/Marlene-Dietri...

Festus jerked his head around so quickly, he cut his finger with (5)Mack the Knife.

Matt:"May I help you, maam?'

"Good eveeeeeening, Marshal Deeellon. My name is Marlene Deetrick." She had the kind of accent that drove most men wild. The kind that made sane men do IN sane things. " I seemed to have misplaced something of mine,today.And I (1)Don't Wanta Lose a Thing."

Matt:"What did you lose , Miss DeTrick?"

Marlene:"I lost my heart, dahhhhhhling."

Matt looked confused. Festus was nearly foaming at the mouth.

Marlene:"YOu....You great big stud. I lost my heart......to YOU."

Festus dropped the knife ,nearly severing a toe. (3) "Have I the Right to tell you that I've had my eye on you for a long time ,now? I know you're courting some silly,little girl. But.... Isn't it time you were with a real ........... woman?"

Matt made a disgusted look at Festus who was rolling his eyes and making clucking sounds deep in his throat.

Matt:"Maam. You're wasting your time."

As he started to usher her out , she said:"Come with me...... We won't waste time......we'll make time stand still. (4) We'll walk in the...........SUNSHINE?!!!! "

Sunshine MacGillicutty ,Matt's girlfriend, walked in at that moment.

Sunshine:"Hi, baby!!" She walked over to Matt and gave him a great big hug . "What in the heck is the matter with Festus?"

Festus,drooling profusely, appeared to be in a trance, staring at Marlene.

Sunshine wiped his chin with her sleeve and then walked over to Marlene. Festus started to lose his balance but Sunshine quickly caught him.

Marlene, amazed :"Isn't he a bit heavy?"

Sunshine: "Nahhhhhh ,........... He ain't heavy. He's my brother."

She winked at Festus and tried to coax him out of his coma-like state. Matt beamed as he watched his Sunny Girl in action:

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Sunshine: "How do you do, maam? My name's Sunshine.... I belong to that big fellow over there with the badge on." She smiled at Matt. "Who are you?" She extended her hand and gave her usual firm handshake.

Marlene stared at her,shook her head and started to leave.

As she looked back, she said: " I need a stiff drink....Can you recommend a good bar?"

Sunshine jumped in Matt's arms wrapping her legs around him......"Try the Long Branch. But I warn you.....It's run by a lunatic." She threw her head back as she let out a raucous laugh.

Marlene, aghast at Sunshine's uninhibited nature:"This town seems to have a long list of lunatics."

Festus at this point was on the floor, fondling her ankles.

A man wants to buy a girl a drink. The girl is a Long Cool Woman in A Black Dress. She says "I'm skint I don't Wanna Lose A Thing."

The guy says "That fine. Have I The Right drink for you?" She says "Yes, let's go for a walk, We'll Walking the Sunshine." He goes, but ruins it with the Mack the Knife.

How carp was that!!!