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1.Roses are red violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?

2. DiD u hit every branched on your way down wyhen u feel off the ugly tree?

Did u fall out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down???

3. I KnOw I'm NoT PeRfEcT,bUt I'm So ClOsE iT sCaReS mE~!~

4. I KnOw I'm NoT PeRfEcT,bUt I'm So ClOsE iT sCaReS mE~!~

5. *See my haylo* *Bright n shiny* *Mess wid mee* *I'll kick ure hiney*

6. Roses are red violets are blue, god made me pretty, what happened to you?

7. Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!

8.Don't be a guy, The world is full of guys.Be a MAN **

9.I'm §uGaR & §piCe & EvErYtHiNg N¡Ce... b4 yOu Me§§ w/ Me... yOu ße§t ThiNk twice

10what's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? oh ya girl's make it look better!

11. If bein hott is a crime........ arrest me

12. ****I'm not werid! I'm gifted****

13. A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes, A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever ...

14. guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs

15. Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with your smile :)

16.If You Luv Me... Let Me Know... If You Don't... Then Let Me Go...

17. ********Did u fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!********

18. what's the difference between boy's soccer and girl's soccer? oh ya girl's make it look better!!

19. Well if i called the wrong number, whyd you answer?

20. There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.

21.I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

22.Don't call me a GODDESS, Don't call me a QUEEN, Just call me the cutest PRINCESS you've ever seen!

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