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Let's play a game...?

How many modern objects/events/things are mentioned in the Bible (as in double meanings people, this is meant to be fun!). I'll give you an example: Gideon rode forth in his Triumph (meantioning cars). Now you guys try, most creative, witty, or funny responses will get best answer.

Update:

Well, only one in the running so far. Seriously people, you won't get a best answer for dissing the question (or the questioner - I'm going to pick best answer) or for ignoring the question to use this as a soapbox.

Update 2:

Isn't anyone going to challenge Laura?

I'll give you guys another one: Peter stood before the eleven and was bowled (Bold) - cricket.

Update 3:

Laura: One thinks that first one would be very like the "all the clowns in the mini" gag :-P

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    The apostles like Honda: "All the apostles were in one Accord!"

    Moses had an upset stomach, "Moses took two tablets and went up into the mountains."

    Even Paul knew the danger of attack dogs, Philipians 3:2 "Beware of dogs."

    **Yay someone thinks I am winning!**

    ***I agree with the clown bit, maybe at christian circuses apostles do actually get out of the an accord, lol***

  • 1 decade ago

    piercing: for the word of God is living and active and sharper

    than any two edged sword, and piercing as far as the division of soul and spirit. Heb.4: 12

    beer: from there they continued to beer. Num. 21

    bars: It has no gates or bars Jer. 49:31

    forerunner: Jesus has entered as a forerunner for us. Heb 6:20

    surf: like the surf of the sea, driven and tossed by the wind. James 1:5

    ball: and roll you tightly like a ball. Isa.22:18

    fishing: I am going fishing.. John 21:3

    skipping: He makes Lebanon skip like a calf. Ps. 29:6

    space shuttle: days swifter than a weavers shuttle. Job 7:6

  • 1 decade ago

    Howdy you need to know what you are talking about before you type anything. The bible says it has been almost 7000 years since Adam and eve where kicked out of the garden, it doesn't say how long the earth actually is. And if you use the scripture 1 day to the lord is as 1000 years to man that's just an example of what time means to god, dint take it literal.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Laura is definitely winning.... lol

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  • 1 decade ago

    Just incredibly lame..not to mention corny. Sorry, but I felt compelled to say it.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lets have it

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