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world without men!!?
A few housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said "My husband just won't go to church with me, I think he's going to go tohell." This led to talk around the table and it was generally agreed that, for one reason or another, all the husbands were going to end up in hell.
So, then the housewives started speculating about themselves. One woman said "I try to be good - I'm sure I'll make it to Heaven." Another one said "No, I did this bad thing, I won't make it." So, then they noticed that one of the ladies wasn't saying anything. And they looked at her and said "You're such a nice lady, surely you're going to Heaven...?"
She says "No, first thing in the morning, I'm going to buy me a ticket straight to hell!" They were shocked and asked why. "Well, you don't expect me to live in a world without men, do you??!?"
Yea,i'd like a one way ticket to were ever the guy's are......Im not that way inclined
14 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
haahahahaaaa very good calamity jane, any spare tickets????
- ?Lv 45 years ago
Well, maybe a world with out you, or men who think like you would be feasible. If we could just weed some of the lemon-grass out of our garden of men, we would be alright. I think what most women mean is, getting ride of the men who have have the mind of a child of 3. Because I love men! I think they're wonderful, I love their bodies, they way some of them smell, and certain manly characteristics. What I don't like is a man that wants to constantly assert his dominance over women, in an attempt to compensated for is "short comings". And most women now days, here in the 20th and 21st century (if you haven't noticed) can open glass jars (we have kitchen appliances that do that), kill spiders (there are female exterminators of zoologist), and lift boxes over 25 pounds (female movers, military women) I myself can lift an 85lbs - 90lbs MK 45 gun mount round in the ammo magazine on a Navy Destroyer. I served 10 years active duty in the U.S. Navy on board a Navy combatant vessel. Am I weak? You go and make your own dam sandwich.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
We are not much use, really, manual work only?
6 inch of plastic and a couple of batteries?
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
hahah
get me a ticket too
- Anonymous1 decade ago
ha ha ha
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol and I was already to pounce on ya but you changed my mind that was funny its a good joke made me laugh thanks
