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Did you hear about the most unusual Christmas present?

Every Christmas a man bought his wife a very unusual present. Last year he walked into the house and put a very tiny tree in the middle of the room. It had no needles on it. The only thing on the tree was a bullet tied to a branch. The wife walked around the tree and finally said, "O K I give up. What is it?".

He smiled and started to sing,"It's a cartridge in a bare tree". (It helps if you sing the last line)

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  • tovah
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
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    wow did she also get a red ridder bb gun??? or was he afraid she would shot her eye out?

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