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THE"IS" asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

if you had two,but didn't want two, but you hadtwo any way, what would you do?

one does what one does

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    If I had two, but didn't want two,

    I would happily give one to you!

    Just in case you did not want it too...

    I would donate it...that's what I'll do!

    But I hope the story would end with you!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Why, this one's for you.

  • 1 decade ago

    Well, I had two parents and I didn't want either of them. One died, so it half worked out.

    Did I just say that?

    No, It's true.

    I've got two eyes, two lungs, two balls, (no, that's wrong, I'm a cat and I've been desexed) two nipples, two kidneys, etc. I just put up with them, seems a shame to break up a set.

  • 1 decade ago

    Give one away

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  • 1 decade ago

    I would give one away!

  • It's a secret and I'm not saying. What would you do?

  • 1 decade ago

    Give one away !!! LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    SELL IT ON EBAY.

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