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How are women and tornados alike?

They both moan like hell when they get here, and take the house when they leave.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    1st there's a lot of sucking and blowing and then they take your house.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The come like a devil's wh#re! When they are gone they take the house, cars and whatever they can with them!!! Star for you!

  • 1 decade ago

    Good one !

    Tell us more, how we cover ourselves when they get here?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    or they are products of nature

    Source(s): acid truth serial
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  • 1 decade ago

    You answered your own question...

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