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Gobyknows asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Give me your best "YOUR MAMMA" joke.?

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  • ?
    1 decade ago
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    your mamma is so fat, she drive´s a spandex car

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Your mamma's so fat that if she ate any more, she'd blow up.

  • 400 Meters
    1 decade ago

    Yo momma so fat, she gotta doodoo on a volcano!

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