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Gobyknows asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Give me your best "YOUR MAMMA" joke.?

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  • ~Brandy~
    1 decade ago
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    your momma so fat she can jump up in the air and get stuck.

  • boom chicki boom
    1 decade ago

    Your mama is so fat, she cant sit down or she'll suffocate.

    Your mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.

    Your mama is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license picture.

    Your mama is so fat she has 3 shirt sizes: Jumbo, Humongous, and “OH MY GOD ITS COMING TOWARDS US!!!”

    Your mama is so ugly

    If she dipped her face in cookie dough

    She would make Gorilla cookies!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    867-5309...hey look they made a song about yo mammas weight......lol

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