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Halloween costume?

Last Halloween, all eyes turned to stare as a gorgeous redhead walked into the costume party stark naked. The alarmed host, Peter, rushed to intercept her. "Where's your costume?" he hissed through clenched teeth.

"This is it," the beautiful woman calmly explained. "I came as Adam."

"Adam?" her host exploded. "You don't even have a dick!"

"I just got here, Peter," the redhead replied. "Give me a few minutes."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Hahahahaha, your testing your boundaries today, i love it.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    here's some ideas: bo-peep a fairy a marionette doll (with the red circle cheeks, curled hair, a flouncy dress, vivid eyelashes and strings attached of course) a facebook/myspace page (use cardboard) someone from a certain time period 50s,60s,70s,80s(very fun!) or from medieval/rennaissance commonly known fictional charachter or a fairytale character-Rapunzel, etc. This one is pretty cheesy but one of you could string small ceral boxes on a piece of rope then stick forks thru the boxes and wear it around your neck (hence THE CEREAL Killer)get it?? Yeah that one might be to "gay" for you (since 13yr olds who do matching costumes are) but its just a suggestion.

  • 1 decade ago

    good 1

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Sorry man, this is really bad. Does anyone here have a joke that's really clever and funny?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lmao, wating.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha ha

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha

  • 1 decade ago

    Thats a bit risque. There may be Muslims reading this.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Good one!

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