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Light Bulb?
This man turns up for work ,walks through the door when he sees his mate John hanging from the ceiling.
"What the heck are you doing up there John? Come down here you idiot before you hurt your self!"
"No its all a plan",says John,"When the boss walks in im going to tell him im a light bulb, he'll think i'm crazy and send me home with full pay for at least a month,just you wait and see".
"Dont be stupid that will never wash with the boss,come down !" says his mate.
Just then the boss walks into the room and sees John hanging from the celing,"John what the hell are you doing hanging from the celing? Get down here right now!!"
"Can't " says John "Im a light bulb "
"Holy **** ,you've gone stark raving mad, get down here and you can have the rest of the month off with full pay to recover!" says the boss
John agrees to come down ,slips out the door and goes home with a smirk on his face.
Just then Johns friend picks up his coat and proceeds to the door after John.
"Where the **** do you think youre going?" inquires the boss.
"Well i cant work in the dark!"..says the friend
12 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Hahahahaha, the best you've posted so far, fantastic, well worth a star.
- 5 years ago
you didn't know? Well im only 11 and I can tell you. There is a wire connected to the lightbulb that goes on throught the wall and get electricity from some where. This happens really fast. light travels in .7 seconds around the world. LIGHT TRAVELS REALLY FAST! cool huh? Well the lightbulb gets its power from a powerplant which gets its power from the sun! When you flip the light swithch it happens so fast as the light travels through the wall.
- Janet BLv 51 decade ago
Heard it before, but I tend to forget the punch lines, still got a laugh outa me. star
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I loved it
But
the 10 points make it much better
LOL
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Ha! Ha! This is really quite funny
- Anonymous1 decade ago
that was very good.
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb??????????
Four
One to change it and three to deny it.
- 1 decade ago
i like that one, it has put a smile on my face on this very boring friday afternoon at work! Thanks
