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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

..........Installing Husband 1.0..........?

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, Nascar 2.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

Update:

Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command: "http://www.i-thought-you-loved-me.html"/ and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.

These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

Update 2:

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Husband 1.0 and Boyfriend 5.0 are incompatible programs, therefore any programs installed under BF5.0 will not be recognized by H1.0

    If you failed to run Prenup2.0 prior to acquiring Husband1.0, you will find that Threat3.0 will also crash the system.

    Generally the only program that will reinstall the BF5.0 on top of H1.0 is by faithfully running the program BJ7.0 faithfully twice a week. You will find that H1.0 will become dependent upon the BJ program, and cease many of the ancillary damaging programs if the BJ program is withheld.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Just a guess: If 10 GB is an upgrade, the PC is old? If so when windows is loading, do you get "can't read filexx"? That means your cd is operating at a speed too slow. Replace the drive with a newer one. Also, make sure the PC is set with the CD first in the boot order, and the drive has the jumper set to master. When installing windows, reformat the drive to the NTFS file system.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lol. Why not try installing Divorce 2.0 to clean up the mess and install a new version from Boyfriend 6.0 to 9.0, depending on your current hardware configurations.

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