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Blonde Joke: Blonde Beats The Lawyer x]?

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5.00, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.00. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Hilarious. That was one of the funniest yet.

    A blond guy with two badly burned ears went to the emergency room for medical treatment.

    "What happened" asked the doctor.

    "Well, my wife was ironing while I was watching the ballgame on TV," began the man.

    "She put the hot iron near the telephone and when the phone rang, I answered the iron."

    The doctor nodded, "But what happened to the other ear?"

    "Well, no sooner had I hung up," said the man, "when the same guy called again."

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    At last a blonde with brains

  • 1 decade ago

    Nice. Smooth and to the point. No need for a punchlne.

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha, that was hilarious! lol Nice

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    nice

  • 1 decade ago

    ROFLMAO xD lol heres a star

  • 1 decade ago

    haha!funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Ha!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha very funny! good joke!

  • haha thats good!

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