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ur favorite one-liner from f.r.i.e.n.d.s.......??
i have too many......
"im chandler,could i BE wearing any more clothes" (joey)
"its a joeincidence with a J" (chandler)
"my new assistant is happy that i hired my new assistant" (rachel)
"ross told me about ur house and i couldn't sleep" (monica)
the list is endless..................................
6 Answers
- MARSLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
I like:
"I'm Chandler, could I be wearing anymore clothes?" Joey
"I am looking at the wenus and I am not happy" Chandler
"WE WERE ON A BREAK!" Ross
"Oh......my........God!" Janice
"How you doin'? Joey
"Oooh....these tennis shoes are so tight. I think I'll take them off." Monica trying to be sexy while stripping for Chandler.
"My boss is trying to buy my baby." Rachel
"My eyes, my eyes!" Phoebe when she first sees Chandler and Monica having sex.
It's not really a one-liner but Ross calling himself "The Rossatron" was pretty funny too.
There are so many. I had a hard time coming up with the ones that I thought were funniest.
- 1 decade ago
oh sooo many...
"welcome to the real world. it sucks. you're gonna love it" -Monica
"If i was a guy...did I just say if I was a guy?" -Chandler
"...This is all a moo point. Its like a cow's opinion. it doesnt matter. its moo." (or something along those lines)-Joey
- Anonymous1 decade ago
i have to many one liners to remember, but do u remember when Joey hid in the box in monicas living room???
that done it for me!
or the time, they got ms pac machine from pheobe as a wedding present! ben walks in when phoebe starts swearing!!!
the best tv series EVER!!!
- 1 decade ago
Is that GalPal spelled L-O-S-E-R? (Chandler)
You cant return opened mail!
Why?
Becuase its so delicious!(Chandler rachel chandler)
I dont know why my voice is coming out all squeaky because IM FINE! (Ross)
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- 1 decade ago
You went so far over the line, the line is a dot to you!! (Joey)
Opposite means opposite! (Joey)
Dont get me started on them, i could go all day.