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please star this comic relief even if you think this is slightly funny?
A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint
when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,
"Hey Koala !
What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint,
come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next
to the koala and they burn a few.
After a while the little lizard says
his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get
a drink from the river.
But the little lizard is so stoned that he
leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over
to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile
that he was sitting smoking a joint with
the koala in the tree, got too stoned
and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out
and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree
where the koala is sitting finishing a joint,
and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude . How much water did you drink?"
11 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
lmao, am I the lizzard?
- ?Lv 45 years ago
Nan on deal or no deal. She lost the top 5 sums of money in the first round, and then settled for a deal of £199, saying that she knew she only had £50 in the box. The one with Borat was also funny when he was talking to Graham Norton - it was probably the funniest Comic Relief in a long time!
- RonLv 71 decade ago
You just made my day. I gave you a star for that one. That was really funny.Got any more? We need some humor on here. Thanks for the laugh.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
hey a starred it
- 1 decade ago
You made me laugh out loud - and then I had to explain why to my coworkers... and now they're laughing out loud, too!
Thanks for the good morning chuckle!