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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

please star this comic relief even if you think this is slightly funny?

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

"Hey Koala !

What are you doing?"

The koala says: "Smoking a joint,

come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next

to the koala and they burn a few.

After a while the little lizard says

his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get

a drink from the river.

But the little lizard is so stoned that he

leans too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over

to the little lizard and helps him to

the side, then asks the little lizard:

"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile

that he was sitting smoking a joint with

the koala in the tree, got too stoned

and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out

and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree

where the koala is sitting finishing a joint,

and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude . How much water did you drink?"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    lmao, am I the lizzard?

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Nan on deal or no deal. She lost the top 5 sums of money in the first round, and then settled for a deal of £199, saying that she knew she only had £50 in the box. The one with Borat was also funny when he was talking to Graham Norton - it was probably the funniest Comic Relief in a long time!

  • 1 decade ago

    Yeah that was pretty funny. I liked. Have a star.

  • Ron
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    You just made my day. I gave you a star for that one. That was really funny.Got any more? We need some humor on here. Thanks for the laugh.

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  • 1 decade ago

    u deserve a star

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hey a starred it

  • 1 decade ago

    You made me laugh out loud - and then I had to explain why to my coworkers... and now they're laughing out loud, too!

    Thanks for the good morning chuckle!

  • 1 decade ago

    yep its funny -and even more funnier if you are stoned reading this

  • 1 decade ago

    gotta love pot humor

  • 1 decade ago

    hehe!slightly funny:)

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