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What can go up a chimney down but cannot came down a chimney up?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    smoke!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    A fat man with depression.

    When he feels down, he overeats, and is thus too fat to fit.

    When he feels up, he exercises and is healthy, and thus fits in a chimney just fine.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    OMG this joke is so old it actually brings back memories of my childhood. The answers definitely an umberella

  • 1 decade ago

    smoke

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    smoke

  • 1 decade ago

    santa clause

  • 1 decade ago

    an umbrella!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    smoke!

    Can i please get 10 points?

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