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On break-down of his car on a country road one late night, a 'high court judge' went up to a farm house...
looking for help. A lady answered the door and heard his problem. She told him that she was alone and since it was late, he would have to wait till morning for the garrage to open.
The judge:'In that case, I seek your permission to stay the night'.
The lady: ' But, Sir, I am alone'.
The judge : ' No need to fear. After all, I am a high court judge'.
The lady: 'But, Sir, we have only one bedroom'.
The judge : 'No need to fear. After all, I am a high court judge'. They went to the bedroom & the lady said; 'But, Sir, we have only one bed',
The judge: 'No need to fear. After all, I am high court judge'. So they spent the night, he facing this side and she facing that side. In the morning, as they were passing the poultry towards the gate, the judge sensed something and watched closely. He saw there were about 20 hens & about 60 cocks. As he asked the lady how so, she patiently explained, ' Of these 60 cocks, only 10 are cocks. All others are 'High Court Judges'.
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- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
hihi...got it....took me a second though
Now here's one for you
An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she decided to test her Sons-in-law.
One day she was walking along a lakeshore with the first son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help.
The first son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into the shore.
The next day he found a brand new E Class Mercedes in his door steps with the wordings "Thank you!!!-Your Mother-in-law who loves you very much!!!"
Another day she was walking along a lakeshore with the second son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help.
The second son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into the shore.
The next day he found a brand new E Class Mercedes in his door steps with the wordings "Thank you!!!-Your Mother-in-law who loves you very much!!!"
The third time she was walking with the third son-in-law and she repeated the same. But that guy didn't respond to her cries for help and didnt move a single step to save her.
The poor old lady who wanted to test her sons-in-law drowned and died.
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The next day he found a brand new Rolls-Royce in his doorsteps with the following wordings ...
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"Thank you very much! Your Father-in-law! !!"
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- raspberryLv 45 years ago
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