Woman puts oil down on floor in supermarket and fakes a fall. What would you do to this moron?

Prosecute her for fraud.

Im not sure exactly what the FL penal code has in it, but im sure if there isn't a statute dealing directly with this sort of behavior, there would be a broader statute under which she could be prosecuted.

Prosecute a few of these folks and it'll become a far less popular scam...

First, put a boot up her ***. After the boot has been surgically removed, make her go volunteer with people with *real* problems and disabilities.

Sadly, I think this is fairly typical these days - everyone wants something for nothing.

What people wont do...to get out of working!