Anyone a Satanist?

I believe LaVey said it best:

1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his “divine spiritual and intellectual development,” has become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification!

9. Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!

There is a lot of misconceptions about being a Satanist but suprisingly their beliefs are not really evil-driven. I can prolly sum up their beliefs in this sentence: "I wont f*** with you as long as you dont f*** with me"

Here is the code they live by:

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

No I'm a strong Christian.♥

Satan is going to lose in the end and he knows it =)

And I'm not closed minded I've just got some sense!

Stay away from Satanists they do worship Satan and their pure evil just like Satan wants them to be.

Satanists are just being used by the devil to hurt or annoy good people.

He dosen't care about anyone, and just wants to do harm.

He laughs every time u do the wrong thing or cry.

By the way ur a very "closed minded" person.

kinda pathetic calling me that.

I am not satanist but satan is a good boy was created by God I dont know why the people think that he is bad.. the only who was the power is the Creator satan only do what God wants

haha are you one? Because if you are.....i dont know

im christian and i don't think people should see satan as a god. Thats just wrong

I am a Theistic Satanist

Go here if you want info

http://www.joyofsatan.org/

satan rules! he's the best player the redwings have ever had.

I may be closed minded, but at least I am not going to hell!

Repent, repent!!!!

I'm an atheist.