can someone please explain the rules in simple to understand terms?

No swearing, no racism, no name calling (even trolls and idiots), don't use the word "edit" (I got a freakin violation), no nasty terms, don't smoke, do drugs or drink alcohol. In other words, don't have any fun.

Other than that, enjoy!

If ABCDE are the defenders and Z & X are attachers, Possession of Ball is with Z and X in the same time with an intention of making a move run forward and crosses the line of defenders even before Z pass the ball toward him. in this way X will be offside. X will not be offside if X did not pass the defenders line befor Z passes ball to him. I'm sorry if i can't explain. ( Poor English :()

Don,t I wish.

I have tried to read through their rules, They have enough that they can smack down anyone for any thing.

I still don't know why my account was jerked away ,since then I have had a question removed .See my blog page. Before that I had one removed clearly I was wrong because yo cant ask for ages of people, I wish my old page was back I had invested a lot of time into it.

Okay don't ask people to hold your hand or touch your hair ... I can't stress that enough.

Also, don't ask everyone to form a human pyramid or give each other spa treatments.

Questions which are quotes from songs and movies are OUT! Forget about it!

Don't ask anything about spitchus, a_r_cool or You're the Dream, Unicorn! That's clearly wrong.

To put it in the most simple terms: Don't be a dick.

I agree with the rate above me name wooley. No fun.

Did you get into trouble? I've never seen you post anything bad!

try not to offend anyone, be carefull with those merchandise items, like fast food or drinks

wait, you aren't allowed to cuss? oops...

Don't cuss