Need some help translating into Spanish...?

omg rofl..that's one story I want to read. funny! Bean dip in Mexican Spanish right?

All I can come up with in Castellano is:

..............salsa de frijol............

added:

But that name does not translate into Vaquero Flatulento..I was thinking that could be the horses' rider, lol !

added(again): haba is a type of bean but not the type used for a dip, it is indigenous to many dishes in the north of Spain.

Translate Vaquero

Bean Dip

Haba mojar

Just Frijol would be fine. Bean dip wouldn't translate well.

Aderezo de Frijol

Just so you know 'Pinto' is a type of horse and a type of Bean. Also 'Bayo' is a type of very dark bean that is commonly used as a horse name.

literally bean dip means in spanish Frijol untado.

and vaquero flatulento means skini cowboy

Vaquero Flatulento? "brave man farts" or Bean Dip?

Why not Veduras Flatulento Fayo or "vegetable farts smell bad" ?

lol, -- bean dip is definitely not puto.

and the word she's trying to use is puta.

although most people say "punta" which means sharp . . . not the other think.

I'm not sure how to say bean dip -- but I can tell you it'll probably end in "de frijoles"

1- Mi familia prefiere cenar en un restaurante. 2- La comida italiana es muy buena. 3- Mejor 4- Yo tomo jugo en el almuerzo.

Neither to me. I love horses and would not call it a dip, in some society's they're literally a dip. I mean peaches maybe, even cafe 'ole, sound nice but not dip, not dip of any kind.