What was YOUR excuse for not handing in Homework?

homework??

err..what homework?

oh, THAT homework! .....

.....my goldfish ate it

xD

although, and this one's true, my friend actually DOES eat people's homework

strange but true

:)

The Top Ten Excuses For Not Doing Your Math Homework

#10. Galileo didn't know calculus; what do I need it for?

#9. "A math addict stole my homework. When they arrested him,

they discovered Mr. Pleacher had been his teacher."

#8. I'm taking physics and the homework in there seemed to involve

math, so I thought I could just do that instead.

#7. I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in the margin.

#6. I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.

#5. I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove

that it converged.

#4. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook.

I couldn't actually reach it.

(I reached half way, and then half of that, and then ...)

#3. I couldn't figure out whether

i am the square root of negative one or

i is the square root of negative one.

#2. It was Einstein's birthday and pi day

and we had this big celebration!

(This only works for March 14)

I never used excuses... I did my homework. On occasion though if I didn't do it... I would just tell the truth.

Humor: My Brother Ate It!

Uh'mMm,' " My then friend's dog that lived about 8 & ``a`` 1/2 blocks away,' Dog used to come over!! grabbing me by the collar,slapping me around some !?! til I woke up!?! which was most of the time TOo late to re`do or finish it all !!

Of course the dog ate your homework! That's everybody's excuse. You need a new plan!

Me? Never gave one... you don't think they really beleive those excuses, do you?

I always just say I couldn't be bothered to do it. Works for me, except I only don't do my computer science homework and the teacher knows I'm good at that so maybe that helps...

"I was kidnapped by a multi-billionaire who was my father's evilest nemesis, they almost killed me. Luckily, I jumped from the helicopter and just stayed floating in the middle of the south-China sea waiting to be rescued. When my father's own private police and army came and rescued me. I was brought to the my father's hospital. And because I stayed in the middle of a sea for such a long time I had to give up my backpack, with my homework in it to stir away from flesh-eating sharks. and so miss Tanisha that's my reason for not having homework."

Skinhead Charlie ate my homework.

My dog actually eat half of my homework once. I took what remained of it and was allowed to fill in another worksheet for full credit.

It has to be worth handing in, right Miss? *yes gazpacho* Well, I am really not happy with it at the moment and it doesnt look like being completed to my usual standard until tomorrow ... that's all I could do in the circumstances what with global warming, the rising sea and my parents making every effort to reduce carbon gas emissions... and such. *Gazpacho bends down on hands and knees* Forgive me miss, I have let you down and I have let myself down.

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