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golfgirl asked in SportsFantasy Sports · 1 decade ago

Name my Fantasy Football team?

I'm tired with little inspiration atm. I work at a Law firm... and would like to beat my bosses in the FF league they've invited me to join.

Could do with a good legalish pun type name for my team?

Thanks for any ideas. :)

Update:

Rofl - some great ones.. thanks.

Martin.. thats so funny rofl. Clever. :D

Unfortunately I can't use it cause we are solicitors, and barristers work in chambers.. but it is excellent and creative. :)

Update 2:

Davion... I don't get you... we do all activities as a firm... from go-karting events, hillclimbing team bonding excerises (I passed on that one) and other stuff... no sexism at our firm. It's a competitive excercise for both men and women and I think perhaps your putting girls in a certain box. I qualify myself as a full solicitor in 18 months.

Update 3:

Again.. very funny summergirl. :) Thx. :D

Update 4:

CrashFu - those are absolutely brilliant. Thanks!

Alex... we have 2 season tickets in my family and I used to go to the football regularly with my brother. However I won't be drawn in to your argument. :p

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Legal, hmmm...

    The Bench Mob

    Deposition Darlings

    Judge Green (That's who our attorneys "meet" with when they are really playing golf.)

    Rocket Docket

    The Whole Truth

    Cross-Extermination

    Habeas Scorepus (my favorite)

    Football Malfeasance

    Prosecution Solution

    Punitive Damages

    Public Offenders

    Public Defenders

    Unsound Minds

    Dynamite Charges

    Toxic Torts

    Coin Fl-ipso facto

    Let us know what name you went with. This is a good question.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    how bout dead money or Legal Eagles or some of these i really dont like any of the ones below but just did some research

    Powderpuff girls

    Raging Chichas

    Ferocious Felines

    The Courtesy Flush

    The Gangsters of Love

    Purple Monkey Dishwashers

    A Nice Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up

    Rex Kwan Do

    The Quart of Blood Technique

    The Ball Hawgs

    The Penis Wrinkles

    Yesterday's Corn

    Bastard Factory

    Kill Whitey

    Eating Yellow Snow

    The Uncle Rico's

    Multiple Scoregasms

    George Bush's Frontal Lobe

    The Rusty Trombones

    Amish Threesome

    Mohammeds 72 Virgins

    Islamic Martyrdom

    Accidental Sodomy

    Give Me the Damn Remote

    The Smooth Love Machine

    Old School

    The Original Whizzinators

    Wardrobe Malfunction

    Ricky Williams's Brain Cells

    Ricky's Lungs

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Really? Guys invited you to fantasy football? No offense, but that seems a little wierd.

    I'd suggest something about any of the arrests of the Bengals' entire team, or players with legal problems.

  • 5 years ago

    Dez Ipsa Loquitur

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  • 1 decade ago

    Pacman's legal problems

    Vick's defense attorny

    Roger Goodell's suspension program

  • 6 years ago

    Antonio Brown v Board of Education

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    RG3 crys, like a man of course. RG3. The man. The myth. The legend. I am sad to report that I will have to bench RG3 since I won't be able to check his injury status. Starting Oak Palmer instead. Good Luck!

  • 1 decade ago

    Dewey, Cheatum & Howe

    (Do we cheat them and how?)

    It sounds like a law firm. I've been told (jokingly) that's what a lawyer says before he bills a client. Haha hope you find humor in it, I did. lol : )

  • 1 decade ago

    Denis Law FC.

  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    The Legal Eagles

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