What would be the funniest pick-up-line?

I heard it in a movie...there's no way it'll work but I think it is the funniest I have ever heard.

This creepy guy came up to a girl and asked "Hey baby, I am good in maths, Lets add you and me subtract our cloths divide your legs and multiply "

CHeeRioS

Do you believe in Love at first sight or should I walk past again.

Ten ton polar bear. Now that's broken the ice what your name.

Do you want a dance? Good I want to chat to your friend.

Here's 20p. Phone home and tell your more you're not going home tonight.

you're pants would look good on my bedroom floor.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? I like the fertilized.

Is that a ladder in you tights or a stairway to heaven?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home?

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway.

you might not be the most beautiful girl in the world, but beauty is only a light switch away

i've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

Some Funny Pick-up Lines

"Hey baby what's black and white and us all over? Me and you on my shag carpet! "

"Hey would you look at that my magical watch says your not wearing any panties. WHOOPS my bad must be an hour fast."

"I must be the king of the world 'cause baby your bow is TITANIC!"

"Call it a sixth sense but I hear dead people, and baby you love life is telling me it could do with a resurrection!"

"Lady are you a Neurologist? Because baby damn, that body of your is messing with my mind!"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Black mage wants to do the horizontal boogie with YOU!"

"Mind if I can borrow some spell components? I'm all out of sweet loving and it looks like you got plenty to spare!"

Sometimes.. If you do it to be funny and not serious.

One licks finger, puts it on shirt of other person, and says, "Let's get you out of them wet clothes."

do u believe in love at first sight or shall i walk by again?

you have 206 bones in your body, want another?