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If you won a really huge amount of money, what outrageous thing would you do?

I would form an army, from all the people who are different, nerds, geeks, goths, punks midgets, giants, hippies,disillusioned bank managers etc. etc. etc.

This army would march into my local town, where I would declare myself king and announce a week of festivities.

Then I would move to the next town and declare myself king, until the whole country awaited the arrival of my army and the chaos it would bring.

Update:

I know it sounds like I'm wasting money, but I don't have it, it's fantasy money so I figure I can afford to blow it on anything I like as it doesn't exist. So I don't feel obliged to save the world with money that doesn't exist (It's guilt free spending)

I'd also build everyday objects at 100 times there normal scale and just leave them lying around Like a massive Iron and Ironing board that work from a sub station that I've built like a huge electric socket!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    I'd buy a house, ferrari and a yacht.

  • 1 decade ago

    First, I'd get all my scars removed from a past abusive relationship,then a boob job (breastfeeding has left me lacking), then I'd buy an island with a volcano and put all the gang members and terrorists on it (sans nukes and bio warfare) to go at each other and every year there'd be a "lottery" where someone would get chosen to be the island's sacrifice to the volcano (if they haven't wiped each other out yet). Then I'd have a castle built for me and my family-and my dad can have the motorcycle he always wanted. There'd be a whole host of maids, butlers, and cooks and they'd live there if they wanted. Oh yeah, and the castle would have a crocodile-infested moat to keep my stupid ex-husband away. He'd get some money too so he could live comfortably with his mom and quit whining about not having whatever he wants...I'd put away enough money for my daughter to have college paid in full and enough for her lead a comfortable rest of her life afterwards. The castle grounds would be like a renaissance faire everyday and the castle would be decorated the same way. I'd get as many faerie tattoos as I wanted, too.

    Source(s): Yeah, I think that pretty much covers it.
  • 1 decade ago

    I would like to share it with the people of my country who are suffering from natural disasters like earthquake victims last year.

    I saw them to beg for the food as i was in the aid camp to help those people.

    There is nothing bigger than the joy, like to help somebody and see him happy!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Buy a rubber mallet aka Timmy Mallet and go around hitting everyone that irritated me.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Buy film/TV props eg Tardis Yoda etc.Also have a one off piece of jewelry made.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I think I would do something less practical, like buy a dream house, dream car and take my whole family on a luxary holiday, sorry to be so idealistically boring!!

  • 1 decade ago

    I would buy my town and rule it!

    Id kick all the idiots out of my town and make people bow down at me and kiss my feet!

    hehehe

    OH THE POWER!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I would buy a life time supply of quilted toilette paper, then i would buy a mansion and my own gang, then i would rename my self "Don Corleon" and you know the rest.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Give some to a well known charity to help other worce off than myself.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol what a waste of beautiful money

    I would buy yahoo answers & catch all the trolls etc & put them in a pen & turn them into their avatars & have them pelted with cow dung most of the day thats outrageous i think

  • 1 decade ago

    After buying my mansion and fleet off sports cars, I would build a bat cave and fight crime, would any body be interested in being my crime fighting partner

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