what would you do with 500 tons of expired gummy worms?

LOL! String them together, then stretch the strings out over the Grand Canyon. Take a picture, call the Guiness Book of World Records, and write a book on how people who call your gummy-chain a great work of art are deluded. Wait a long while before publishing the book-make money from the idiots who call it art, first. ^^

I've asked myself this question a million times in the past. You should use them to make a fuel source for cars so they can fun on old gummy worms. This would not only help out the environment but it would help you get rid of all those darn gummy worms.

I would start to plant them and then wait for the new gummy bushed to start producing those delicious worms.

Sell them to the neighborhood kids.

Throw a few at a time when someone is doing something very stupid in a very predictable horror movie.

I'd eat them as long as they weren't furry. If they were...I'd melt them and make a gigantic gummy sculpture of myself and stick it on my lawn.

Sell them

Use them like legos and build something... like a gummy snowman! (if you do that ... send pictures!)

Bury them so that they cud provide nutrients for the TREES! NOW WE'RE ALL HAPPY! YAY!

Ebay baby!