Funniest statements/incidents during lectures...??

*I reproduce one here ...... just for laughs !!!!

Class Photograph ***

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; ...she's dead."

History class, WW2... some kid randomly said, "did you know Hitler Invented the beetle"?

The WHOLE entire CLASS started laughing for about 5 minutes straight, saying he was stupid and making cracks at him, saying things like "where did you hear that from MADTV"? "Your mom must have dropped you a hundred times as a kid!" "ARE YOU MENTALLY RETARDED" hahaha.

And when the laughing finally died down, the history teacher pulls out a source that states that hitler had a part in the making of the Beetle.

And everyone fell silent, and that kid who was ridiculed earlier, started laughing hysterically..

Yeah....unforgettable.

Ya, there are those typical dialogues which made me laugh a lot, i heard these from my friends: The teacher told the students,

" Give me a red pen of any color"

" I have 2 daughters, both are girls"

..... but now i've heard these so many times, no longer do these make me laugh, is it the same with u too??

Another incident happened recently: Our Zoology teacher told a girl to stand up coz she was almost sleeping in the class but instead of her, the boy sitting in front of her desk stood up n said, " Sir, bas aaj hi thodi neend a rahi thi mujhe" LOL!!

everyone, even sir started laughing....

Anoter incident: Our physics sir wrote an equation having the term: 4(pi), sir asked," So, what is this??" One of the students answered," Sir, chaar- paai " very very funny!! no one of us could stop laughing!! LOL! :))

There are some lecturers & proffesors at my University who are quite funny & say funny things.

We got " Environmental Science " as a compulsory subject & there was science lecturer who was to teach us about

Pollution. It was his first class. When he came to water pollution, he asked us whether we ate golgappas or Panipuri.

Most of us said Yes. He said that we enjoyed a lot licking those dirty foods & khatta pani. He said that in local language & in such a funny way that we couldn't help laughing.

And then God knows why he suddenly asked the boys whether they commented & teased girls ! The boys mildly protested. He then gave a big lecture to them on Family, brotherhood & sisterhood & that they should protect girls instead of troubling them. lol !! Strange man !

One day , it was 3:15 pm. It was the honours class. We were

all very tired that day. That subject was boring & that Proffesor

was good but boring. Everybody was kind of dreamy or sleepy. When he took our attendance, most of them missed their roll no.s . They stood up one after another, head hung down & told him to mark them present. The proffesor asked

whether they all were together day dreaming or what !! It was

so funny !!. And there are many more such incidents.

When u yourself will experience the situation u will know how

funny it is !! :-) :-)

And by the way how dare u think of changing your Avatar ????

Who told u that its the worst infact its the best pic. or Avatar i have ever seen !!. Infact this is the only pic. i have ever seen in which Sharukh looks so hot !! {My opinion}.

Don't change your Pic. yaar .

Maybe that time when my classmate said that soup is a musical instrument and after that, he was so bored he git a water bottle and poured it to his seatmate named FLOWER then the teacher got really really angry and she was walking towards there when she slipped because of the water

^In the same vein as Vj above, i would like to contribute one too ~~~

""A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing these four elements:

- religion

- royalty

- sex

- mystery

The prize-winning essay read:

"My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?" !!^_^!!

" Open the windows and let the air force come inside "

heard some were saying this by a sir.....!!

bet it was a good lecture too, pmsl

today in hindi class one boy was so inattentive that ma'am point out him & he didn't knew that he was being point out. lastly the class laughed at him but still then he didn't recongise himself in that way.

"Have you all taken 'hemp' b4 coming to my class?"

asked by chemistry professor in an interesting chemistry class.