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Three Arkansas Surgeons?
Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen Of England.
The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's a $-$. I was able to put them together and now she's a Senator from New York.
15 Answers
- Tom LLv 41 decade ago
Absolutely hilarious (no pun intended). That's the best one I've seen in a while.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Heard it, passed it on, liked it then and like it now.
Check this one......if you like the Billary jokes:
Chelsea ask a Marine if he was afraid to go to Iraq.
His answer was " No I'm proud to serve my country."
She said, " Let me reword that.......do you have any fears about being there?"
Again the Marine answered, "Yes I do, I fear Osama, Obama and Yo Mama."
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- grannywinkieLv 61 decade ago
That is not nice. I love jokes, but not ones that are hurtful to anyone. Are you sure you are not the one the third surgeon operated on because your head appears to be where your lower back should be.
