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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

mole joke....?

Way back in the country one morning, Papa Mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said, "What a beautiful morning! I think I smell sauage and pancakes!"

Mama mole sticks her head out of the mole hole and said "I agree with you Papa, it is a truly nice morning. And, I smell maple syrup too."

Baby mole could not get his little head out of the mole hole and all he could smell was molasses!

Update:

Joseph = thats a really good one..lol

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Wicked!

    That was brilliant!

    Ow, my sides are hurting from laughing too much!

    10/10 + * for you! Thanks! (Ouch!)

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    5 years ago

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    First original one for a while!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol star 4 u

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  • 1 decade ago

    have a star very funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very funny like it.

  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    *Giggles* That's quite a good one, I like jokes like these ^_^ A star for thou!

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL!

    very good, made me chuckle

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HaHa. Have a star!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What a MOLE-dy old joke!!!!

    LOL!!!

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