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"Pain Killer" for Root Canal?

A man went to the dentist because his tooth was hurting. The dentist told him after the examination that he needed a root canal. The man replied, "O.K. lets do it."

The dentist told him he will feel a pinch when he gives him the shot of the numbing agent.

The man says, "No, Doc, I am allergic to that."

The doctor tells him, "O.K., then, we'll give you nitrous oxide."

The man says, "I am allergic to the gas."

So, then the doctor gives him two pills with a glass of water and the man takes it. The doctor comes back in 10 minutes and the man says, "Doc, will those two blue pills kill the pain?"

The doctor replies, "No, that was Viagra."

The man says, "Viagra? I don't need that! What's that going to do for me?"

The doctor replies, "Well, it'll give you something to hang onto."

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  • myturn
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    LOL! I have never heard this one before, thanks for sharing.

    You get a star

  • 1 decade ago

    Amusing

  • 1 decade ago

    It was funny at first, but then I thought...

    Isnt there stuff to hold onto on the chair thinnger?

    So ya,

    It lost its humor.

  • 1 decade ago

    Very funny! you always got me there! I give you star for this one...thanks for the two points too! rock on!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lmao! Excellent. I've got to tell my friend that one - he's having a root canal tomorrow. Thanks. It will make him happy

    Star for you

  • 1 decade ago

    I liked this joke. Thanx.

  • Deedee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    lol good one, star for you. thx for the laugh, keep them coming;)

  • 1 decade ago

    Ok..that was funny! LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    nice star4u

  • 1 decade ago

    lmao

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