If Alice was a private detective.....?

troy, you must give away the rabbits. That white rabbit is not the father. To find who the father is, you must pay me first.

Gentleman, I already have in my office 4958 women claiming they are your wife. Give names quick!!!

reifguy, Wonderland is worse than Yahoo. How do you think I enjoy myself??

Giorgo, don't be silly!!!! It is ME who wants to marry you!!! Now, fire me if you dare!!! buhahahahahaha

Ziggy, my CV is in the office. Come tomorrow and pick it up and don't forget that piece of cake, eh??

After long investigation in your account, I made a list of trolls.

5 Euros per page, 23484 pages.

Gene, the one who is making your dog bark, is my first client Troy! She is looking for a white rabbit, this way disturbing the neighbourhood. Witnesses have seen her at that time, by your garden.

Check in the mail??? Ah, at last, a decent client!

reifguy (addition). About baklava, I will soon have the recipe, I have a Turkish friend and I hope he gives me the recipe for you. If not, I will steal it.

Artistic... My friend, your case is impossible for me.... I cannot uncover Leonarda - she will catch a cold.

Haroula love! I am a simple detective! I am not God!

surreal, tell me who he/she is and I will find him/her !!! ...such a detective!!!...

mag, I already have sold this mystery. It is in her DNA!! I stole her DNA material from a psychiatric clinic she had gone for some mental tests and I had some doctors of my choice to examine it. Some of them said she is genius. But the majority claim she is paranoiac.

Irish!!! I declare War!!!