Can you write a paragraph or so and include these song titles?

Dodge City, Kansas

Circa 1876

"A Vewy, Vewy Stwange Wabbit"

Dr.Mackey Lynn and Elmer Fuddinski had been trying all day to capture a wild rabbit they had seen out by their barn.

Dr.Mackey Lynn:"I'm so hungry I can taste that () White Rabbit

now....Mmmmmm. With a side dish of carrots and my (4) Inna-Gada-Da-Vida French pastry, we'll have us a virtual feast!!"

Elmer: " Be vewy ,vewy careful, dear. That wabbit is a slippery fellow . Here, (2) Mack ..........the Knife. Take my vewy best knife, my dear!"

Dr.Mackey Lynn:" (1) Come ........ Go With Me, Elmer. I may need your help."

Elmer, frightened of most woodland creatures, especially wabbits, I mean rabbits, relunctantly joined her.

Elmer stared at his wife....Resplendent in her buffalo dress, eel skin boots and raccoon hat, she was a virtual cover girl for that all time favorite hunting/fishing magazine:

"If God Can Make It, I Can Kill It." (I really crack me up!)

Dr.Mackey Lynn turned to face her husband......"I know I can get this varmit, Elmer.....Jest (5) Don't Stop Believin' in me , sweetie."

Elmer:" I'll always believe in you, dawwin."

They were in the woods all day. The good Doctor was itching to bag herself a rabbit. Elmer was just plain ITCHING!!

Elmer: " Those dang mosquitoes. They are vewy ,vewy bad this summer!!"

All at once the rabbit appeared. But wait!!! It wasn't alone. It was with it's mate..... A rather strange looking fellow. To the amazement of both Elmer and Dr. Mackey Lynn, this new rabbit grabbed a carrot, lay down on the ground and said:

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Dr. Mackey Lynn and Elmer took off running.

They ordered Chinese carry-out for supper that night!

I dont know, but do you mean a paragraph like this?

One day, a little girl asked her older sister, "Can you Come Go With Me to see a White Rabbit?" The older sister replyed "All I see are brown nasty rabbits around this place!" And the little girl said "Don't Stop Beleivin'" The older sister replied, "No! No More Mr. Nice Guy! I won't go with you this time!" the little sister said in a sigh "Will you at least help me name my fork and knife?" She said "Yeah, name it phill the fork, and Mack The Knife! Oh yeah, do you know what inna-Gada-Da-Vida means?" The little girl replied "Nope!"

THE END! lol, I have no clue what I just wrote! And why would you want a paragraph like this anyhow?

"Come, go with me," said Mack. "The knife is in the pocket of my jacket. We'll find that the white rabbit is ready for skinning, just over there, in "na gada da vida," or as we English call it, the shed. Don't stop believing that a good rabbit stew will be the result of this little job. You'll enjoy it so much that you'll eat a bit too much. When I offer you another serving you'll say, 'No more, Mister! Nice guy that you are, I couldn't eat another bite.'"

Come go with me to Mack the Knife where we can listen to White Rabbit sing Inna-Gada-Da-Vida, please don't stop believin', I am no more Mr. Nice Guy!

yes I can.

sure i can well everybody can unless u're a retard