What to say to people (funny) when you catch them picking their nose?

"Looking for buried treasure?"

Ask them, "How's the great green harvest coming?"

or "Are you cleaning out the tunnels? Is there a train coming?"

or "Did you find any wisdom in there?"

or "Are you pointing at your brain?"

My dad used to tell people this joke when he saw them picking their nose:

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Because they have big fingers.

You could also tell them that if they pick their nose too much, they could poke a hole in their brain and they could die. Or that there is a creature in their nose that will bite their finger off if they stick it up there too far.

Look at them and say, "Hey that reminds me..." and then say or do something completely unrelated.

Suggestions:

-hand them a quarter

-jot something down on a notepad

-say "...I've always wanted to get a cat"

Well if it's a friend and you're just 'kidding' around, then I would say, "If you go any deeper, you might give yourself a lobotomy!" or "Did your nose go on strike?" and he'll say "what?" and then say, "well when your nose goes on strike, you tend to pick it." Hahaha, I love my own jokes. :-P

AWWW, ****, it become me. ok, I see human beings choosing their nostril each and all of the time in site visitors!!!! It relatively bugs me. I purely %. my nostril while i'm on the homestead, and that i wash my arms as we talk after! for this reason I in no way shake arms. LOL!

i say "are you gonna eat it too?." i really did know a guy that ate his burgers and the man was 35 yrs. old. i said ...this man ate them as a child and never gave up the habit, it really was gross to watch and he thought nobody knew! weird dude!

my grandma had a joke about it

some guy was fidgeting with his fingers on a bus

she asked "did you get that in the war?"

he replied "no ,I just got it out of my nose."

You can say"Oooh, that where you've been keeping the cash you owe me!!! Well just hang on to it".

lol, I think its funny anyway!

Remind me not to shake your hand again...ever. or

(Mock speaking into walkie-talkie or cell plhone) "Chief, I think know where he's been hiding the drugs"

After I lose my cookies, I hand them a tissue.

Tell them you also want to pay with the green lepricans.