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Joke::::::::Smila's potty training?

Smila was just being potty trained and his mom,Myklia, tried this new method with 6 steps:

1. Unbutton pants

2. Pull pants down

3. Pull foreskin back

4. Pee

5. Push foreskin forward

6. Pull pants up and button up

She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going 1,2,3,4,5,6 and she was thinking she did good.

Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5,3-5,3-5...

Update:

Smila be a man uv many names:

Smila, smiley, smilass, johnny, jonno, jonna .........de leest joost goes oon

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  • 1 decade ago
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    and still to this day you hear that being chanted

    Source(s): repetitive strain injury has been incurred lol
  • 5 years ago

    . When did you come to a decision to begin potty coaching? Did you begin at a by and large recommended time (like 18 months) or have been you capable to take cues out of your infant/s either before or after that? We purchased him potty at 2, failed to get it out until he was round 2.5 (after Ava used to be born) but fairly it was his daycare trainer that realized he was in a position and began hanging him in lingerie (one month before he grew to become three). I honestly failed to make a lot effort. I was very pregnant after which had a new child when he was once the age that he used to be "supposed" to be potty coaching. I knew he wasn't competent although.... 2. How long did it take to your little one/s to be thoroughly potty educated? From the day he determined he was going to pee/poop in the potty he used to be normally trained. He had a couple of accidents that first weekend and one or two considering the fact that, but that is all. It used to be a month before he became three. Three. What kind of potty chair did you utilize or do you endorse? I purchased the infants'R'Us one. 4. How did you be taught good strategies for potty training? Or did you just sort of wing it? I honestly consider you rather ought to wait except your child is ready. Now not whilst you suppose they will have to be competent, when they're able. And do not get hung up on an age while you think a child will have to be proficient. It'll simplest stress you out. When you wait unless they are truly equipped, you'll have so much less stress and lots fewer accidents. 5. In your experience (or simply opinion), is it less complicated to potty teach one gender or the other? Simply proficient one so far!

  • 4 years ago

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    Source(s): Potty Training Tips http://enle.info/StartPottyTraining/?lqdJ
  • 1 decade ago

    LMSUIAO Ah the old 35's he may be better off 86'n it

    Source(s): Frollicking
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lmao oldie but sicko goodie

  • 1 decade ago

    o_0

    wtf?

    Lol it was good, and smila, learn to control yourself =)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nice one give him some more stick!

  • 1 decade ago

    alright, oldie but goodie

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That would be funny if foreskin didn't gross me out.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahhahahah

    naughty boy

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