Would an online marriage proposal move the heart of my beloved?

Gods, I'm gone for less than a day and what do I come back to? Jack, running rampant, breaking hearts and basically ruining any chance for the rest of us poor spuds. *sigh* : (

Promises, promises!! "Where's Gazpacho?"....this isn't looking too promising Jack!

And I really wanted to attend a lovely summer wedding!

Don't fret Bella...try playing hard to get. If it's true love, he'll forget that manly man, Gazpacho, and have eyes for you only!

Edit: Hey Bella...check out the manly man above me! John O could give Jack a run for his money! ;)

Excuse me for interrupting, Jack --

Oh, my nerves -- First the man changes into a fire demon and then he decides to become a binary purple woman and THEN the icing on the veritable wedding cake from hell, he becomes a flipping bunny and falls in love with the only other bunny on the freaking forum. And leaves me for the flipping bunny because she can thump faster than I can.

I am a scorned woman. Bella. JUST SAY NO. Trust me. He'll turn into an animal. Let him have his tantrums.

RETRO. You are not a bunny. You are a little devil.

*sniff* *heavy sigh* *(searching for chocolate . . . "do I have any Haagen Daaz in the freezer?") :-((

There is a girl or boy on every street corner, but you only have one mother. Could you possibly pick someone besides my little Sistah Bella? This might be illegal in some states, and I have nothing else to say.

Well if it does, let me know, cos I kinda had the same sort of idea.

((((Jack))))

ummmm....

My own question:

Would a certain Heavenly Bunny like to take my paw in online polygamous matrimony?

(I promise a big, healthy litter)

EDIT: (see below) It's a yes, Ladies and gents.

Now it's onwards in time for the real, non-online occasion.

And that sounds promising too.

See, Jack. Don't wonder, just ask. lol Just kidding.

You mean 'another' proposal???

*sighs*...if only ...

You know, these words still resound in my head every night.."You're gonna hate me, but.."

It's worth the risk of burning, to have a third chance.

EDIT: Ok...I'll stop screaming, if you stop asking other people what I'm screaming about.

LOL ;)

EDIT 2: Sophia (ya changed)...you were with me the first time I went through this! You know, girl.

Looks like we got a holy bunny marriage to attend!!!

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you do no longer! If this guy loves you sufficient, he will locate a thank you to fulfill you in individual and spring the question to you. perchance i'm alittle previous trend yet after doing this than he additionally should ask your father to your hand in marriage.

Maybe you should try some on-line marriage counseling with Father K first.

One could only wish for that unthoughtful gesture. Xpect a NO

(((Quella)))Accept nothing till you are 1st offered that ROCK!!

Where's the Diiiiiiamond, Jack??? Hmmm?