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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

Legend of the maidens?

An Auburn student spent a holiday in New Mexico with Native Americans who told him the Legend of the Maidens.

The tale went this way: "There are beautiful maidens who live in the cracks and crevices in this valley. If you hear them call, 'Woo Woo,' take off your clothes quickly and enter the cave. They will show you a fabulous time!"

Several days later, the headlines in the local newspaper read: "Body of Naked Auburn Student found in Tunnel, Run Over by Train."

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  • lazybird2006
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
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    , even though I didn't get it, first time reading.(shame on me) loved it, thanks again for another laugh

  • "!"
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Not turned to stone like the merry madiens then.

  • tastybits
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Well done hun, made me giggle

    Have a star

    xxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    An amusing oldie.

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  • smila
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Hahahahhahaaaaa,had a laugh at that one..... about time too, I was getting bored!!!!

  • nikkismiles7
    1 decade ago

    funnier when told as a blonde joke or using a different ethnic group.

  • .
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    nice joke. hahaha

  • SUZANNE R
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Well it made me laugh!!xx

  • chuckguy
    1 decade ago

    cute:-)

    though he was a rather stupid and desperate student:)

  • Black
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    another good joke

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