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LOL here's a cool joke.?

A man tells three men to do something bad and then to drink from the Holy Water. The first man comes back crying. The guy asks "why are you crying?" He says "I stole a lollipop from a baby." He says "go drink from the Holy Water."The second man comes back crying. The guy asks " why are you crying?" He says "I stole a womans purse." He says "go drink from the Holy Water." Finnally the third man comes back laughing. The guy asks "why are you laughing?" He says "I peed in the Holy Water."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    one of the best jokes i ever heard!!

    you are so funny!!

    yay!

  • 1 decade ago

    Funny but eeewwww

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LoL, I've never heard this one...thanx for making me laugh

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lol funny!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol yeah i heard one simular a few years back- still funny

  • 1 decade ago

    lol thats funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    oldie but goodie funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahahahaha thats funny man, great.

  • 1 decade ago

    that was funny. I guess it deserves a star

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    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Lol, heh, heh, made me choke a little. lol

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