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Heres a joke I heard.?

There are four men on a plane. A french man, a Japanese man,a mexican man, and a american man. (Ladies would never do this, or would we.)On the plane one of the engines breaks and an annoucer says " one of are engines is broken one of you will have to jump off the plane we need to lose wieght"(there are no parrachutes) so the french man says " I vill vo it"So he jumps off.Again an annoucer says " we have another engine that has broken one of you will have to jump off to lose wieght" The Japanese man says "I will do it, for honar." So he jumps off moments later an annocment comes on again " we have lost our third engine one of you will have to jump off to lose wait." So the american man stands up grabs the mexican man and throws him off the plane saying " REMEMBER THE ALAMO!"

Update:

If you don't like my joke don't say anything gosh I'm just posting stuff people might like you don't have to like it. So if you don't have anthing nice to say don't say it at all. thanks mkb2000bkm for being niice and not rude

Update 2:

as well emily at the disco your comment was nice =)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    lolzz thats a good one you get a star

  • Max
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    That was quite funny when I heard it about 30 years ago.

  • 1 decade ago

    A pretty good and ingenious joke, it has been around for a while.

    GOOD ONE MAX!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lmaooooooooooooo. now u my friend REMEBER THE STRANGG ALAMO!!!

    cheers

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha that is funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lol that is funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    haha! good one

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