Anyone else do anything embarrassing today?

Ran into the wall in a play, while singing and dancing on stage with many people watching. My nose start bleeding...

This is sick but true,

I was at the drug store waiting to get my meds A lady came and sat down beside (Very warm day) me , she had a wool skirt and top on ,I said to her "you must be really hot" she started pulling on her top ,she said, "Oh this is the first time I've been out today" an odder started coming off her that was the worst smell I"ve ever smelled, when she got up to leave the smell was every where. There was a terrible smell coming from her lady parts, she was gone about 2 minutes ,a guy was going to sit there and I was going no,n0,no don't sit there, he was looking at me as though I was crazy, I was at that moment so embarrassed. I will NEVER sit on a public chair again, I shall bring along a piece of plastic. Sorry if I grossed you out

God bless.

Ouch, bless your heart. I did that in college at LSU...fell into traffic and my books went every where. I was devastated, but I lived. I didn't do anything today, but there was a student in one of my classes that did something. We were reading a very suspenseful short story .... the kids were so quiet and intensely into the tale. When it got really quite, one of the boys in the back let gas pass and then turned purple with embarrassment. Bless his heart...guess he thought it would be silent. It wasn't.

I had a VERY important meeting with a client and was about to close the deal. and of couse i wanted to look professional, and got this white suit for the ocassion. i was moving around the room alot and getting coffee, getting up and down and after closing the deal, i went to the bathroom and realized that i had gotten my period! i have to work with these people everyday now..ugh

When talking on the phone to the cable company today about my cable-box not working for two wks etc.....I asked the lady if I was going to be "confiscated" for this, instead of saying

" compensated". Boy was I glad she couldn't see me. LOL

I stayed in a life that is entirely not me.

I stayed with a man that doesn't know what love or home is. He doesn't even know what a house should be or care what family means. I am embarrassed.

I pointed and laughed at somebody who ran across the street with high heels and wiped out. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Then I dropped my ice cream...

I was in the store with my sister, and we were looking at shampoos, and smelling them cause we needed a new one. So my sister was squeezing one so I could smell it and it squirted all over my face. And everyone in the store saw it was so embarrassing

i was making lunch at work today and dropped a can of tomato soup on the counter and splashed it all over myself from neck to shoes and had to work all day covered in tomato soup...i looked like a fool!

Ouch! Well the thing closest to embarrasing for me is that my hair looks bad.