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priest in an accident?

a priest was driving down the road not paying attention when all of the sudden he hit another car very hard the driver of the other car got out and asked the priest if he was ok and the priest said yes but look at these cars they are totaled its a miracle were alive i believe god has greater plans for us one day then the priest opens his back door and fines his bottle of wine laying in the seat still un open and looks at the other driver and says look this wine wasn't broken in this terrible accident it's a miracle i believe god wants us to share it and celebrate the fact that were still alive and our new friendship so he opens the bottle of wine and hands it to the other driver and says here my friend take a drink and lets celebrate our new friendship so the man takes a drink and says thank you father here have a drink to celebrate our new friendship and the priest looks at him and says no thank you i believe i'll just wait for the cops

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Hahaha, smart priest, poor driver.,tsk tsk.

  • 1 decade ago

    Smart priest and this same situation came out in a Tamil movie.

  • xyz
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    poor man he got caught in the usual shananigans of priests.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What a major faux pas!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha thats pretty awesome.

  • 1 decade ago

    so thats drink driving..haha.got it =)

  • 1 decade ago

    heehee #(@!$&P@ priest :p

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