If you ruled the world...what would you do?

This may sound fascist in nature, but the countries can retain their leaders, but I decide if they leave office early.

That guy is a dictator; he is removed.

That gal is trying hard, so we'll let her stay a bit longer (at least until the next election)

Well, I'd divide my list into 2 categories; 1. Purely Frivolous and 2. Needs Doing.

1st List:

1. Take my favorite Porn Actress to dinner.

2. Buy White o Mornin in Ireland, and restore it.

3. Make Star Trek movies with the original cast. Wheelchairs and all.

4. Outlaw anything "artsy-fartsy." I.e. ; calling something art just cause the press has made it "in vogue."

5. Outlaw "Political Correctness."

6. Make Budwiser change the damned formula back to the OLD one. *bleargh* :P

7. Same for Coke. Pre 1970.

8. Outlaw "No-Fault" auto insurance; it's the biggest scam perpetrated on the people of this nation.

9. Change the nation's capital to Vineland, New Jersey.

10. Do away with Columbus Day. it's ridiculous to still honor the man, for a discovery he DIDN'T make. What he DID do was deliberately initiate the genocide of 300,000 Taino Indians.

2nd List:

1. Oil is now a government run industry. No more will mega-billionaires make their money off the back of the working folk. On a side note, the alternative fuel sources that the oil industry has squashed over the last 50 years will be released to the public. We'll have electric, hydrogen and a host of other vehicles in less than a decade.

2. Medicine is now a government run industry. No one should have to choose if they have the money to save one figer or the whole hand. All service are available, paid for by your taxes. OH incidently, the congressional lifetime entitlements to full salary even after being voted out of office are over. Go get a job, like the rest have to. I'll leave you the universal health care, which everyone now has. but you sure as hell don't deserve it. Call me magnanimous.

3. Lawyers are outlawed. Period. Anyone who manipulates the law to benefit the highest bidder has no right to breath my air, let alone hold public office of any sort.

4. Race crimes are an instant 25 year prison sentence. A second offence, see below. I don't care who it's against.

5. Rape is the death sentence.

6. Murder; see above.

7. Deport the screaming liberals to Canada. Go ahead. Forge your idiots utopia there. I'm generous. I'll GIVE you that space.

8. gay marriages are now legal. Gay people don't bother you, so leave them alone. You don't see it that way? See #6.

9. The tax rate is now 10% across the board, no deductions. Everyone pays the same. Tax evasion by the mega rich? Forfiture of EVERYTHING.

10. Eliminate the welfare and unemployment roles. There are jobs out there for every person in the USA. There always has been. People just choose not to take those jobs, because they feel the work is beneath them.

In short, nobody WANTS me as Ruler of the World. There is no gray in my world. Only black and white.

First I would kill all of the criminals that are on death row and serving life sentences without the possibility of parole. Execute all of the rapists and child molesters. Then send All of the criminals to I don't know maybe the north pole to live for the rest of their short and frigid lives. Get rid of all of the stupid @$$ laws that are still on the books but are never enforced. Simplify the writing of the laws so that their is only one interpretation. Those things alone would save billions and billions of dollars. Get everyone to work together to bring irrigation and farming to the areas where farming is near impossible and teach the residents there how to farm. Make all vegetarians and vegans produce their own food! Legalize marijuana. Hold people responsible for their own actions. And what ever else I want to do. I RULE THE WORLD right? Work on exploring the oceans and every part of this world before exploring space. Go to solar, wind, and hydro power for all of the energy needs on the planet. Encourage education more than we do now. Get rid of welfare. Pass a law that everyone has to serve in the military for at least a short period of time. Stop parents from blaming society and video games for their degenerate disobedient and disrespectful childrem and hold them responsible for their short comings as a parent. Make it legal once again to spank your kids in public. Kill Rosie Odonnel! Just to name a few. I have a written a whole book about what I would do and how I would do it If I ruled the world. People have to qualify to have kids. Take all of the different makers of the same product and make them pit their product against the others. If theirs is the best they get to be the only people to market it. No more crappy pruducts. I wouldnt be spending thousands of dollars on a toilet seat or 75 dollars on a hammer like the U.S. government does!

I don't think any one person should rule the world... Its too large and complicated.. But if i did i would try to make it a better place for all mankind.. and i would have to find a way to get back at the people that made my life difficult before i became ruler of the world.. thats only fair right..... If i was drunk.... i would have too much fun.. and do lots of things i shouldnt :)

If I ruled the world, I would insist that everyone had chocolate on tap, free sunflower seeds, and did community service work at least once a year.

I'd bring the people back to the olden days where technology was limited, where people lived harmoniously. teach people the basic way of life (fishing-but not dynamite fishing, another way of fishing that you can use you brain) i will bring the people back into the stage where money was of no value, so that there will be no rich or poor or starving people in the world. free education for all and no guns, no weapons of mass destruction, no war, no gangsters. to sum it all up, NO LIFE!

i would make it illegal for anyone to bare children if they have an I.Q below 100.

old people need to take a drivers test every year after they turn 65.

universal heath care for the world.

choice for all women.

no more tax exemptions for prophet gaining organizations like Churches!

this is a frivolous answer...not serious at all cuz...damn it,it's tgifffff & i don't wanna think about serious issues right now. I would as world leader...lmfao....(the very idea is just TOO funny...but) i would legalize marijuana for adults over the age of 21.....not that i indulge or anything.....

I would would reintroduce the idea of courtesy.

Then I would rule with an iron fist with regards to violent crime. No rights for criminals.

Legalize drugs, no one should go to jail for taking drugs (even though its stupid).

I think I love Quietman40. His answers are perfect. If I could give him more than 1 thumbs up, I would.

Kudos to you.