Any thing funny happen at school today (Volume two!)?

jeez i cant belive your teacher swares : / lol oh well, meh nothing exciting today, but, in civics today theres this girl and she asked my friend if he's still afraid of horses, then my friend replied with "do you still sleep with 10 men everynight?" "yes?" lmao it was sooooo funny. and yesterday the same two kinda did the same thing, we were talking about (in civics) how it would be if the government paid people to have kids then that same girl said, " i would have 12 kids and i'd be rich" then my friend said "ya, all from a different dad" LMAO it was sooooo funny and everyone in the class was laughing even the teacher. lol

A few things:

1. A cardinal smacked into the window in my Hn. Pre Calc class today. Then 5 mins. later it came back, and started pecking at the window because it saw it's reflection. It was too funny.

2. My english teacher (she's really nice too btw) fell out of nowhere today!

3. A kid in my grade (11) walked around all day with a "Sign if you're sick of freshman" poster. That was hilarious!

4. A kid fell out of a rolling chair today in Gym. lmao!

Yeah, I had a good day.<33333

EDIT: oh yeah, and one of my friends was talking about how we should all dress up like the fruit from the Fruit of the Loom commercials for Halloween to win the costume contest! I was rollin.

LOL, good story.

I was walking in the hallway and some kid hit my friend in the nuts. Its was hilarious. Then in chemistry, my partner accidentally inhaled some hydrochloric acid fumes and started coughing his a$s off. Then, a while later, on my way home my friend put on this hardcore screamo music in his car and scared the crap out some freshman walking home. We were driving next to him and just blasted it. He jumped up in the air like 2 feet. lol.

A pretty fun day, except for all my homework.

lets see...in gym we were doing some boring stations crap and one of the stations was jump rope so there was a whole crowd at the station and a boy was jumping when his pants just fell down! lol

then we were playing basketball and this boy kept kicking a ball in our way so my friend kicked the ball and it hit the gym teacher making his cup of soda spill on the floor. if that's not bad enough, a boy was running and slipped and fell in it. lol

Right today my friend was on the board and had to write an answer. She was soo funny and then she messed up a couple times writing her answer down soo she erased it and then 3 more times she erased it again to look perfect lol then my math teacher was like" ugh i dont have all day ! Its not a decorating contenst that your answer needs to look perfect and pretty" and then everyone laughed including her and she said " Wait I need to make it more beautfiful" SOOO she PUT STARS AND HEARTS AROUND THE ANSwER. AND THEN MY TEACHER LAUGHED AND SAID "WHATS NEXT YOU ARE GOING TO WRITE ALIS WAZ HERE "HER NAME" and then she was like " AHhhhhhhhhhhhhh dats good idea it was soo funny like everyone as cracking up

YES!!!! So today, i got to school. and these two girls were fighting. they took of their shoes and started wacking eachother. Then there was a snake loose, a stray cat in the lobby AND my teacher fell down the stairs!!

my teacher was taking attendance suddenly someone saw a lizard crawling on the ceiling near fan so my friends shouted so my teacher just turned to see what it was and she yelled and moved away from that place .her expressions were such that could make anyone laugh.

wow. lol. today's my b-day so i brought treats and had them in 2 of my classes. my english teacher who is like super funny started singing and there she was just normal but then she starts like yodeling and like singing opera. SO FUNNY. then later when i was trying out for jazz band after when i was cleaning out my instrument the cleaning swab got stuck, and my director(who i'm really close 2 since i'm in 8th grade) couldnt get it out, he finally had to call somone and we had to take it to the shop but anyway, he was trying so hard, he steped on the end taht was out, bit it, like put a tooth cleaning thing in it and it would not come out and when he finally stoped trying his face was red as a beat! and he was in a full sweat. it was so funny

my teacher got off topic during class and started dancing. i was laughing so hard. i mean the door was open and people were walking down the hall looking in. it was so funny.

lol, that it funny!!!! the only funny thing today that happened today was this kid that fell down the steps and he when he got up he ran away really fast, lol.