Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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> > SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information

> > The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete

> >fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.

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> > GEORGE W BUSH

> > We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just

> >want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The

> >chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.

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> > COLIN POWELL

> > Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the

> >satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

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> > TONY BLAIR

> > I agree with George.

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> > HANS BLIX

> > We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we

> >have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

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> > DR SEUSS

> > Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a

> >toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not

> >been told.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR

> > I envision a world where all chickens will be free to

> >cross roads without having their motives called into question.

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> > GRANDPA

> > In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the

> >road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good

> >enough.

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> > TRISHA

> > Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be

> >listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming

> >story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to

> >accomplish its dream of crossing the road.

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> > JOHN LENNON

> > Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads

> >together - in peace.

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> > ARISTOTLE

> > It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

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> > KARL MARX

> > It was an historic inevitability.

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> > RONALD REAGAN

> > What chicken?

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> > SIGMUND FREUD

> > The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken

> >crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity.

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> > BILL GATES

> > eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay

> >eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and

> >internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

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> > ALBERT EINSTEIN

> > Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road

> >move beneath the chicken?

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> > BILL CLINTON

> > What is your definition of chicken?

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> > THE BIBLE

> > And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the

> >chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road,

> >and there was rejoicing.

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> > COLONEL SANDERS

> > Did I miss one?

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> > HOMER SIMPSON

> > Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n

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