What happens if I scratch my butt during a McDonald's job interview?

if your 15 and working for minimum wage, they'll hire you anyway.

As an experienced McDonald's worker there are two variables here.

1) The scratch itself

If you like reached down into your pants and gave yourself a really long hard scratch then you should probably apply at a truck stop.

If it was just a quick fix that could have easily looked like you were just had your hand on your butt for a moment your potential boss probably didn't notice.

2)Desperation

How did everything else go? Are they short staffed? If the rest of the interview was ok and they're as short staffed as every other minimum wage employer in North America then the ammount of butt scratch that will be over looked increases.

I've worked with more butt scratchers than you can imagine; but as long as they do more than just that (and promptly sanitize their hands) then your boss considers themself luckier than the owner of the truck stop.

Try band aides. I know it sounds crazy, but I think it will work. Most likely the reason they are especially itchy during a job interview is because you allow yourself to scratch and irritate them during other times of the day as well. By protecting them with something like a band aide, they won't become irritated when you initially attempt to scratch them, and since they will be less irritated, you probably won't feel the need to scratch them as much during the interview. Moisturizing lotion or neosporin under the band aide can help prevent dry itchy skin too.

As long as you didn't scratch your front... It's OK...

You may have to work up to fries. You will probably be the guy taking out the trash, cleaning the parking lot, and making sure they do not have toilet paper in the ladies bathroom.

Food Luck

If they're looking for someone with a sense of humor then they're sure to hire ya. Print off this question and include it with your next resume if they don't. I hire for a Fortune 500 company and I'd hire you just because you made me laugh today.

If he don't call you tommorrow wait till the 3rd day then call, let him know you normally wash after you scratch.

OK, how did you scratch? I mean, did you show follow-thru? REALLY get in there and get the job done? When you finished, did you sniff your fingers. It shows concern for quality control. These details are important.

um, maybe you should have scratched the interviewers butt?

good luck, I am sure they understand that from time to time, the backside itches. I just wouldn't do it in front of customers.

They'll assign you the butt scratching station. You'll do great.

Perfect! They are looking for low class morons. Who else would work for a demeaning low end job at McDonalds?