Kindregarden Jokes?

Here are two:

1) Q: If a truck has no engine but the horn works, how does it go?

A: It goes, "Beep Beep!"

2) Two muffins are baking in the oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "It sure is getting hot in here." The other muffin says, "Holy cow! A talking muffin!"

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A wee lad goes into a pet shop and says "I want to buy a wasp" The man says "Sorry sonny we don`t sell wasps" wee lad says "well you`ve got some in the window"

How do you get 4 elephants in a mini Two in the front and 2 in the back

This may be a little naughty but my grandson told me it Why was tigger looking down the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.

Not sure if this is exactly how it goes-----q: what did the tie say to the hat? a: you go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

The best thing to tell a five-year-old is

Knock knock.

Who's there?

POOP!

Trust me, if your child is like that he'll burst into laughter. :D